Friday, February 06, 2009

Nurse Jill to the Rescue!

She's here with something for everyone. The beautiful angel of mercy.
For the Gloomers, there are the usual anti-depressants.
For the Sun and Light Worshippers there is a new prescription sunscreen on the market to be used in conjunction with polarized lenses.
For the Anti-delusionists there is a hope and change pill guaranteed to bring instant results.
For the economically distressed stimulants are available, but they are a bit costly.
And for the Hope and Changers there are lollipops and all day suckers.
Bill woes? Don't worry. Recovery is on the way. Pay when you can.

Nothing like a good Virgo with a bag of medicine. And a kind heart. Worry not. All things pass and healing is written in the tablets.

31 Comments:

Blogger Tseka said...

Got any seltzer? A little bubble and fizz should help the medicine go down.

6/2/09 4:58 PM  
Blogger jm said...

HA HA!!

Hey there Wise 1.

6/2/09 5:02 PM  
Anonymous Joe said...

Methinks the Gloomers *want* to be depressed, so maybe Jill ought to break out the hard booze. It's a CNS depressant, after all.

PS: Pluto may well be a Republican! :oP

6/2/09 5:05 PM  
Blogger jm said...

Hey joe! I'm so glad someone picked up on the Pluto reference. Life is good. Yes!!

Booze will do. Especially on a Fri. nite. It's the worshippers I'm most worried about. They could use some CNS too!

6/2/09 5:10 PM  
Blogger Tseka said...

TSK, tsk, Joe. Maybe chocolate is in order?

~~~~~

A return of the Grump Buckets?

6/2/09 5:15 PM  
Blogger Tseka said...

yes i saw that Pluto reference I always thought he was a republicrat.

6/2/09 5:16 PM  
Blogger jm said...

The Return of the Grump Buckets!!

We can give them all free tickets for the Fri. nite show. Forget all their troubles in fizz and bubble.

Yup. Republicrat indeed. They are all so stimulating. I need some of that CNS.

The Doomers should be happy, really. They were right. What's a little gloom with your doom. There's always an antidote in Republicratland.

6/2/09 5:27 PM  
Blogger Tseka said...

"The Return of the Grump Buckets"

Starring: Lee Key Pale
& Rusty Bukket

A riveting tale of two men tirelessly bailing out the swimming pool after the Titantic split in half.

6/2/09 5:51 PM  
Blogger jm said...

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

A Chinese hero - Lee Key Pale.

Rusty Bukket is a good 'ol American.

Speaking of bailing out. Barnum & Bailing.

6/2/09 6:00 PM  
Anonymous Joe said...

There's a bucket born every minute?

6/2/09 6:01 PM  
Blogger jm said...

HA HA HA HA!!

The bucket stops here.

So Rusty Bukket robbed the bank and now Lee Key Pale has to bail it out. What a story.

Reminds me of Chee Ken Koop - egg producer.

6/2/09 6:05 PM  
Blogger jm said...

So Lee key is a Pisces.

6/2/09 6:06 PM  
Blogger jm said...

Suckers, Buckets, and Bailouts.

A stimulating saga of the Wild American West played out in modern times, complete with musical and dance numbers, gambling houses, people of ill repute, and a few good poker games. Starring Fine Nance and her skipping trillion dollar chorus.

6/2/09 6:12 PM  
Blogger Tseka said...

definitely Pisces.

I misheard tho, i thought it was Bar None out on bail.

Chee Ken Koop- egg producer
One for every pot?

6/2/09 6:15 PM  
Blogger Tseka said...

Ohh the Trillion Dollar chorus!!!

Now wait a minute this will not work, we were talking about depressing the Central Nervous System of all the Gloomers.

Back to the smoke filled room....

6/2/09 6:17 PM  
Blogger jm said...

Eggsactly! One for every pot.

Out on bail. That's it.

No the Hope and Changers need some depression. The Gloomers are ready to dance. The Doomers are singing the refrain. We're talking real drama and substantial songs.

6/2/09 6:29 PM  
Blogger jm said...

So the jobs have been lost at sea, while Lee Key today is authorized to retrieve them from the murky depths, while the Hopers cheerlead on the shore, and Rusty gets his naval jelly ready. Everyone's prepared.

6/2/09 6:33 PM  
Blogger Tseka said...

Gotcha. Alright then...cue the ooompapa.

6/2/09 6:33 PM  
Blogger jm said...

Everybody? Chorus? Me me me me meee.

6/2/09 6:35 PM  
Blogger jm said...

Where is Busby Berkeley when you need him?

6/2/09 6:36 PM  
Blogger Tseka said...

HaHaHaHa!!!
It's only you ou ou ou.

6/2/09 6:37 PM  
Blogger Tseka said...

Absodamlutely.

Busby
Gold diggers
No NO Nanette.

too right!

6/2/09 6:39 PM  
Blogger jm said...

All right girls! On your toes! First number,

It's only You Ess A.

And don't fall on your esses! We have a show to stage!

6/2/09 6:40 PM  
Blogger jm said...

Yeah. Busby was a master. Gold Diggers is apropos!

Man, I'm tellin' you. Nothing like song and dance during depression. Americans are smart.

6/2/09 6:42 PM  
Blogger jm said...

I'm almost thinking they threw all their coins to Charon to get back to the land of real entertainment, the American contribution. Bollywood just doesn't cut it. We shall see.

6/2/09 6:44 PM  
Blogger Tseka said...

Man, I'm tellin' you. Nothing like song and dance during depression. Americans are smart.

When they get off their esses.

6/2/09 6:46 PM  
Blogger jm said...

LOL!

Get off your esses, kids, grab your pees and kews, and learn your steps and lyrics. The performance is scheduled and the producers are nervous. They want a top notch show.

The halls of power have great reverb.

6/2/09 7:00 PM  
Blogger Tseka said...

What that??

Shimmy...

I do believe

Shimmy Kokobop

6/2/09 7:07 PM  
Blogger jm said...

HA HA HA!!!

Shimmy Kokobop!

My fav. Now that's REAL stimulation. Little Anthony and the Imperials did that number. Kinda fits. Good tune for empires going down.

6/2/09 7:18 PM  
Blogger Our Vaulted Sky said...

My new favorite Astrology Blog. I think we must be related.

6/2/09 8:42 PM  
Blogger jm said...

Hey!!! Welcome Our vaulted Sky!

So glad to have you and your name is the best! I'm sure we're related.

Come in and make yourself at home. You caught us in a good moment.:-)

6/2/09 8:57 PM  

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