Nurse Jill to the Rescue!
For the Gloomers, there are the usual anti-depressants.
For the Sun and Light Worshippers there is a new prescription sunscreen on the market to be used in conjunction with polarized lenses.
For the Anti-delusionists there is a hope and change pill guaranteed to bring instant results.
For the economically distressed stimulants are available, but they are a bit costly.
And for the Hope and Changers there are lollipops and all day suckers.
Bill woes? Don't worry. Recovery is on the way. Pay when you can.
Nothing like a good Virgo with a bag of medicine. And a kind heart. Worry not. All things pass and healing is written in the tablets.
posted by jm at 4:11 PM
30 Comments:
Got any seltzer? A little bubble and fizz should help the medicine go down.
HA HA!!
Hey there Wise 1.
Methinks the Gloomers *want* to be depressed, so maybe Jill ought to break out the hard booze. It's a CNS depressant, after all.
PS: Pluto may well be a Republican! :oP
Hey joe! I'm so glad someone picked up on the Pluto reference. Life is good. Yes!!
Booze will do. Especially on a Fri. nite. It's the worshippers I'm most worried about. They could use some CNS too!
TSK, tsk, Joe. Maybe chocolate is in order?
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A return of the Grump Buckets?
yes i saw that Pluto reference I always thought he was a republicrat.
The Return of the Grump Buckets!!
We can give them all free tickets for the Fri. nite show. Forget all their troubles in fizz and bubble.
Yup. Republicrat indeed. They are all so stimulating. I need some of that CNS.
The Doomers should be happy, really. They were right. What's a little gloom with your doom. There's always an antidote in Republicratland.
"The Return of the Grump Buckets"
Starring: Lee Key Pale
& Rusty Bukket
A riveting tale of two men tirelessly bailing out the swimming pool after the Titantic split in half.
There's a bucket born every minute?
HA HA HA HA!!
The bucket stops here.
So Rusty Bukket robbed the bank and now Lee Key Pale has to bail it out. What a story.
Reminds me of Chee Ken Koop - egg producer.
So Lee key is a Pisces.
Suckers, Buckets, and Bailouts.
A stimulating saga of the Wild American West played out in modern times, complete with musical and dance numbers, gambling houses, people of ill repute, and a few good poker games. Starring Fine Nance and her skipping trillion dollar chorus.
definitely Pisces.
I misheard tho, i thought it was Bar None out on bail.
Chee Ken Koop- egg producer
One for every pot?
Ohh the Trillion Dollar chorus!!!
Now wait a minute this will not work, we were talking about depressing the Central Nervous System of all the Gloomers.
Back to the smoke filled room....
Eggsactly! One for every pot.
Out on bail. That's it.
No the Hope and Changers need some depression. The Gloomers are ready to dance. The Doomers are singing the refrain. We're talking real drama and substantial songs.
So the jobs have been lost at sea, while Lee Key today is authorized to retrieve them from the murky depths, while the Hopers cheerlead on the shore, and Rusty gets his naval jelly ready. Everyone's prepared.
Gotcha. Alright then...cue the ooompapa.
Everybody? Chorus? Me me me me meee.
Where is Busby Berkeley when you need him?
HaHaHaHa!!!
It's only you ou ou ou.
Absodamlutely.
Busby
Gold diggers
No NO Nanette.
too right!
All right girls! On your toes! First number,
It's only You Ess A.
And don't fall on your esses! We have a show to stage!
Yeah. Busby was a master. Gold Diggers is apropos!
Man, I'm tellin' you. Nothing like song and dance during depression. Americans are smart.
I'm almost thinking they threw all their coins to Charon to get back to the land of real entertainment, the American contribution. Bollywood just doesn't cut it. We shall see.
Man, I'm tellin' you. Nothing like song and dance during depression. Americans are smart.
When they get off their esses.
LOL!
Get off your esses, kids, grab your pees and kews, and learn your steps and lyrics. The performance is scheduled and the producers are nervous. They want a top notch show.
The halls of power have great reverb.
What that??
Shimmy...
I do believe
Shimmy Kokobop
HA HA HA!!!
Shimmy Kokobop!
My fav. Now that's REAL stimulation. Little Anthony and the Imperials did that number. Kinda fits. Good tune for empires going down.
My new favorite Astrology Blog. I think we must be related.
Hey!!! Welcome Our vaulted Sky!
So glad to have you and your name is the best! I'm sure we're related.
Come in and make yourself at home. You caught us in a good moment.:-)
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