Friday, November 18, 2016

King Donald I

America got her king!

A sun king, at that. Sort of Egyptianesque don't you think?

He was hatched out of an egg from the stage set of the Republican convention.

Right now the illustrious new leader is conducting all operations from his current palace high up in the Tower. Many important people are coming and going around the clock seeking audience with the emergent king. Also some not so important ones. The elevators are busy. Spirits are flowing liberally in the cocktail lounges.

Soon the court will be transferred to the White House where palace intrigue can begin in earnest.

Unfortunately, his original carriage, the Trump Boeing 757 with its 24 karat gold seat belts, will have to be sacrificed for humble Air Force One.

Ah, well. The vicissitudes of life.