Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Zelda is Officially Nuts!

(Zelda is Myrtle Rae's chicken, for those of you who are new here.)
She developed a crush on Barack Obama and suddenly started laying like crazy. You already know how high strung and erratic she is with her Mars-Venus-Uranus in the 5th. Colored eggs on a Neptune transit and unpredictable output. Her explosive romantic nature.
Well now every time he does one of those crescendos with his voice then clips it forcefully at the end, she lays an egg. She WILL NOT be going to any of his live rallies! And that's that!


Anonymous Joe said...

"Colored eggs on a Neptune transit"??? "Unpredictable output"???

So that explains why I haven't felt like making any Ukrainian eggs this year! Where's my Neptune wandered off to?

Zelda, we have to sit down and compare notes. :o)

23/4/08 10:08 AM  
Blogger jm said...

Ha! I wondered who would have the nerve to comment on this one! Never know these days.:-)

Too many big things going on, what with Pluto transits and all, to concentrate on details. Maybe relationships are beckoning.

Where's my Neptune wandered off to?

LOL. Let sleeping planets lie.

23/4/08 2:12 PM  
Anonymous Joe said...

Who else but me? You know any mention of colored eggs would catch my eye!

23/4/08 5:58 PM  
Blogger yeshe_choden said...

Joe, just play tapes of Barack's speeches. The eggs will decorate themselves.

23/4/08 7:11 PM  
Blogger jm said...



23/4/08 10:59 PM  
Blogger Tseka said...

"Zelda is Officially Nuts!"

Surely not!
clutches pearls

Zelda has always been a woman of her own mind, very Uranian. However this does sound inconvenient. I wonder if a little tree from one of the Moons of Jupiter to hang from the roost rafters might help settle the vapors? Are the Mortimer Snerd eclipse patterns active again? Maybe Winston can loan her his Jupitermoon tree from the Moonbatmobile.

24/4/08 7:53 PM  
Blogger jm said...


We need Winston pronto! He has such a soothing effect.

They had a gala on Pluto celebrating the retrograde, then they took a side trip to Jupiter's 55th Moon, but he should be free soon.

24/4/08 9:48 PM  

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