Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Good Jeeziss Anne!!

I wish those goddammed Democrats would make up their minds!!! Always a debate with them.
My parrot Mortimer is in gastro-distress again from the piercing sounds of those particularly harping voices ad nauseum, ad infinitum. His ears have gotten more sensitive with age. And I can't concentrate on my stained glasswork. Sometimes democracy is too frippin' slow.
Somebody's gotta make a decision. There's a jack-ass administration to get rid of!!!
Well, all you good sports ... enjoy yourselves.
To hell with 'em!

Words from the irrepressible Myrtle Rae Bernstein


Blogger Tseka said...

Myrtle Rae have you ever considered running for office?

You have a bit of the Ann Richards about you, a bit more piquant perhaps but as a western gal i rather like that in my representatives.

I understand Mortimer's distress, i myself have taken to reading in limited doses and fortunately heavy physical labors balance that out fairly well. At least i sleep nights.

1/4/08 7:30 AM  
Anonymous myrtle rae said...

Tseka, my love. You are the wise one, indeed. Correct dosage of the outside world and hard labor will see you through.

Never in a million years will I run for office and spend my life with that lot. Too restrictive as well. I need space, freedom, creativity, superior intelligence, kindness, grace, and a modicum of decency. Even my ex-husbands had these qualities.

And Zelda would disown me.

I do care for my country, though, and I try to help in my own way. I straighten the local government out when I have to.

Wonderful to see you!

1/4/08 2:00 PM  
Blogger Tseka said...

True, it would be unimaginable for Zelda. The Uranian consequences would have to be reckoned with, speaking of how are all those little ones from the multi-coloured egg tribe?

1/4/08 5:03 PM  
Blogger jm said...

The little ones are chirping madly before they reach prime time and begin the arduous task of laying themselves. Zelda is looking forward to the time when she is past laying age, but her fertility has been on the high end. I don't know what she'll do when she's free. The multi-colored tribe does fit in with modern times and that Uranian chicken knows what's up!

I'll scramble you some (ones that she releases for consumption) when you get here! Or I get there! Sticky Buns and eggs.

Wait a minute. Maybe you don't eat them. I eat one egg every six months. Getting to be fewer.

1/4/08 5:14 PM  
Blogger Tseka said...

Rare to eat eggs, they actually can make me quite ill if i consume them before 10am. Fine after but must be thoroughly cooked and without any fat- so poached or something. It's a family thing. Comes from my Grandmother (the native american one) my son has the same prob.

On the other hand i have been perfecting my bread making and have been whipping up some real sticky buns with cranberry and orange zest. Very nice with a hot cup of coffee in the mornings.

1/4/08 5:34 PM  
Blogger jm said...

Me too!!! Egss often make me ill. The only time I love them is when I have a hangover. One fried egg with sliced onions and tomatoes, a piece of toast to sop up the yolk, and I'm ready to live again.

REAL STICKY BUNS???? Hot coffee???? Prepare the patio!!!

Something about cranberries.

1/4/08 5:49 PM  
Blogger m.p.k. said...

...I love them is when I have a hangover. One fried egg with sliced onions and tomatoes, a piece of toast to sop up the yolk, and I'm ready to live again.

They are the ultimate hangover cure! Is this common knowledge? I thought maybe this was something that just worked for me since I never heard anyone else mention it...

1/4/08 6:39 PM  
Blogger jm said...

Yes mpk!! I've heard that it's an old fashioned remedy, not widely known. But some swallow a raw egg for relief! I really do think there's something in it.

1/4/08 10:02 PM  

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