Attention Weary Holiday Revelers

Tired of the family? Overstuffed with violence? Experiencing post-election droopsy? Pluto in Capricorn depression? Bored with hope?

Leave your troubles behind and come join us at The Roost tonight. Rose, our favorite barkeep, will be keeping the conversation lively until 2:00 AM. There're some new tunes in the juke box, and, of course, we've never needed a license for dancing in these parts. Thursday night poker will be going on as usual. See you there! Come as you are.