To Hell With 'Em!!
For the love of liver I can't figure out what's gotten into Zelda my chicken. Uranus is back on her "personal" planets and she's laying objects that resemble the photo of Jupiter my niece, Jm, posted below, only elliptical. She seems to be enjoying herself. She always does when Uranus comes around. She's no longer laying ecstatically every time Barack Obama speaks, since her Venus-Mars-Uranus conjunction in her 5th house falls in and out of love as quick as lightning. I would prefer she stay out of love for a minute. Too much noise for Mortimer, my very old parrot, who is trying to recover from the election and his gastric distress. Who knows what will happen when Jupiter transits Aquarius? As you probably know, I am an Aries and not afraid of anything -- Pluto, Uranus, Methuselah, Zorro, you name it. I'm ready. Mars is thrusting into Pluto temporarily (he asked for it), but you haven't seen anything yet. Keep your repeater under firm control. It's going to be a great year. They all are. Keep up the good work and don't let the goddamned government get away with anything! One jackass begets another. Stick up for yourselves! Don't fall for it and remember to change your furnace filter. Keep on your toes and stay creative!!Spoken by the ever effervescent duracell Myrtle Rae Bernstein