Ladies and Gentlemen.....My Dog Guildenstern.
He fetches my morning papers, I get two, and also makes my toast and coffee. He's a genius.
He loves waiting for the postman, which he is doing now, so he can read my mail. Oh he's clever.
I've decided to set him loose to bring down the Republicans and Guildenstern will do it. He's a good dog.
posted by jm at 1:43 AM
7 Comments:
ROFLMAO.
Does he do dishes too? Cuz I've been trying to train my cats for years to do some housework.
Uranian. bulldog. Just don't let him get struck by lightning!
Bet he doesn't like baths. ;-)
Ha,ha,ha....
Uranian. bulldog. Just don't let him get struck by lightning!
hahahatehehehehe
too funny
You have tried to train your cats to do some housework Casey??? I just bet that went over like a lead balloon. I can hear them muttering, "what's up with the human? doesn't she realize we are royalty? She serves us! Difficult case wonder about my Karma that i have to put up with this..."
Tho my cats all sat on command. I hate being swarmed at suppertime. I keep telling them i'm the Alpha Queen, ja, right.
My cats both sit up and beg for breakfast too. Sometimes, they do it completely in unison and it's so darn cute! such a softie for the fur-people. But they were both abandoned, almost-feral kitties. They should be grateful to have a home and food.
but we've only discussed washing dishes -- they always give me the big disdain thing. roll their little green eyes.
He hates lightning! His tail lights up and quivers insanely!
Baths? LOL!
Oh, so that is what you have chosen over your "Devil Dog" huh? I supposed I should be hurt by that. I am sure someone else would like to have their very own "Devil Dog" to sick on those that they choose. But I bet he don't know how to blog now does he!
KJ, Can you believe this, I have been downsized by a machine? Oh the horror! :)
{{{{{Donnie!}}}}}} You're still my main Blooger Man and Katrinacrat!
Guildy is a lean and mean machine and he's going to help you!
You're in luck! Guildy can't peck the keys with his paws so the blooger prize is yours!
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