This is One Smart Chick
Several universities have accepted her, offering large scholarships. She intends to become an astrologer and physicist. Very impressive.
posted by jm at 3:57 PM
Monday, November 27, 2006
Several universities have accepted her, offering large scholarships. She intends to become an astrologer and physicist. Very impressive.
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- Name: jm
I am a brilliant creation of the universe formed from the cosmic protoplasm sailing into eternity. I have two hands, two feet, a couple of great ears, and I'm clipping through life at a moderate pace; minding my p*s and q*s, crossing my t*s, dotting every i.
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20 Comments:
Maybe the dye had something to do with it... :o)
ROFL!!! Joe, you are so funny!!!
Ja or remember the psychedelic eggs Zelda was popping out a while back? Wonder what's in the feed for sure.
LOL!!! You guys are so funny! What a joy. I thought of Zelda's Neptunian eggs.
Neptunean egg? No reality chick. :-)
OH NO!!!!!!!!! Here we go!
Reality chick! ROFL!!!!
Should I eggnore you and save what's left of my sanity?
LOL...Okay, let's not egg each other on. It would be eggscrucitating. Speaking of bilinguality, did you hear about the snooty eggo who said "un oeuf is enough"?
un oeuf is enough?
LoL! Excellent.
Shell we dance chick to chick?
That would be...tres chick!
Chick it out! See if the dance floor's got room.
I'll chicken in with you in a mo to see what you've found!
"Chick it out"? Albumening to!
Ha ha!
Where's the roosteryer jokes...I mean yolks??
Wha...Roosters that lay eggs? Beats me!
I like some of the hiliarious answers from kids asked to unscramble the eternal conundrum of "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?":
#1. "I think the chicken came first. The chicken had to come first because a chicken had the egg and wormed and hatched it. It's not like some robin had an egg and a chicken came out. If the egg came first nothing would warm it. If the egg came first, the chick that came out would not get any food because there was no mom. The egg would never be hatched because none of the birds would think it was theirs. Now do you see why the chicken came first?"
#2. "The chicken came first because if the egg came first it could have been a rooster, and they don't lay eggs."
Such a great impossible question. But #2 kinda makes sense.
Like peering down the well of forever, and asking where the bottom is. :-)
Like looking up into the sky wondering if there's a squirrel on the roof.
LOL! Well, there might be a squirrel!
I think I'd recognize the sound. It's the leaks that I'm concerned with. Don't know if I'd want them or not. Can't tell what would rain down.
I remember there were squirrels living in the roof of my parents' house. There was a hole under one edge where they'd gotten in. The couple living in the upstairs apartment could hear them rushing about every now and then.
But that was not as bad as the birds that found their way into the old unused air conditioner.
Birds! The worst were the starlings that nested in my house in ASanta Fe. They were awful! Horrible!
But even worse was the woodpecker in Colo. Springs that sounded like a jackhammer on the metal pipe every morning on the roof. I went insane. He then pecked a hole in the side of the house where squirrels got in.
I wrote a song about it...Woopdpecker Blues. At least I got something out of it. Every time I see a packer now I get a twinge. Not pleasant.
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