Astrobabble with Winston Moonbat
As Mars squares Jupiter and quincunxes the Sun, Adolph Hitler will return to life and become the Secretary of the Interior of the United States of America. Then when Mars forms a biquintile to Saturn and a sesquiquadrate to Jupiter, Switzerland will attack Iran. From the 25th to the 28th of September, when Venus quincunxes Vesta, the earth's ice caps will become bipolar. On October 2nd, nothing will happen. When Mars moves on to trine Neptune, martial law will be instituted in Lapland, or possibly the USA. The Mortimer Snerd eclipse pattern will be bringing bumper yam crops to New Guinea. Venus will make a semisquare and a sextile to Uranus and Pluto. At that time, Israel will split into two pieces due to a shift in consciousness in the human race.
This Friday night at 7:23 PM there will be massive earth changes. When Venus conjuncts Jupiter, the first cloned rat will give birth to an infant rat. And as Saturn opposes Neptune, the current government of the United States will disintegrate and disappear.
There has been some speculation that when Mercury sesquiquadrates Pluto, an earth destroying nuclear warhead will be detonated. I don't see this happening for sure, but if it does, all you have to do is say the ancient chant "steppininnit" three times, do five cartwheels facing north, then hold your nose for 15 seconds, and you will be safe.
That's about all for now. I'll be back soon with an update. Until then, happy journeying through the universe!